Fireman pig makes his own bacon.

Fireman pig makes his own bacon.

Jesus wear that shiny silver coat. Share your mercury with us.

Jesus wear that shiny silver coat. Share your mercury with us.

Put everything farm together! Wood stove! Apples! Kittens! Straw! Cowboy hat!

Put everything farm together! Wood stove! Apples! Kittens! Straw! Cowboy hat!

Girl, you work that fiercely real body. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

Girl, you work that fiercely real body. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

"Tutu" pooped to pirouette"
Too much fetch to dance.

"Tutu" pooped to pirouette"
Too much fetch to dance.

"Massage and relax"
Bought at fair then realized how dumb it was.

"Massage and relax"
Bought at fair then realized how dumb it was.

"Friends survive trends"
All the wrinkles!

"Friends survive trends"
All the wrinkles!

Just as summer is ending we need a reminder, don’t become the grey frog with squished saggy boobs next summer.

Just as summer is ending we need a reminder, don’t become the grey frog with squished saggy boobs next summer.

Oh yes, creepy old man, molest me! While the clown watch.

Oh yes, creepy old man, molest me! While the clown watch.

"Time for toast"
Toast is the best breakfast ever. Especially dry toast.

"Time for toast"
Toast is the best breakfast ever. Especially dry toast.