He’s trying to call the dead. Or the moving company. Or his high school crush.

He’s trying to call the dead. Or the moving company. Or his high school crush.

Bunnies. They need exercise and buckets of bubbles too.

Bunnies. They need exercise and buckets of bubbles too.

"I think you’re nice"
Great. Are you going to kill me now or later?

"I think you’re nice"
Great. Are you going to kill me now or later?

I never get to see monkeys giving blow jobs when I go to the zoo.

I never get to see monkeys giving blow jobs when I go to the zoo.

That’s what you call “piggy style”.

That’s what you call “piggy style”.

Some cats go to heaven.

Some cats go to heaven.

Kissing wiener dogs dressed in sun flower costumes. Missing half of the set. Still three dollars.

Kissing wiener dogs dressed in sun flower costumes. Missing half of the set. Still three dollars.

I’m pretty sure I ♥ s ♥ me 🎀 doesn’t mean anything.

I’m pretty sure I ♥ s ♥ me 🎀 doesn’t mean anything.

Tall. So much tall. So much ballerina, rhino, egg.

Tall. So much tall. So much ballerina, rhino, egg.

Moose is asking for sex. Not subtle, moose. Not subtle.

Moose is asking for sex. Not subtle, moose. Not subtle.