Glinda the good cow. That dress does nothing for your figure, honey.
Welcome to fatherhood. Just how you pictured it.
Bad painting is eternal
Fireman pig makes his own bacon.
Jesus wear that shiny silver coat. Share your mercury with us.
Put everything farm together! Wood stove! Apples! Kittens! Straw! Cowboy hat!
Girl, you work that fiercely real body. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.
"Tutu" pooped to pirouette"
Too much fetch to dance.
"Massage and relax"
Bought at fair then realized how dumb it was.
"Friends survive trends"
All the wrinkles!