Glinda the good cow. That dress does nothing for your figure, honey.

Glinda the good cow. That dress does nothing for your figure, honey.

Welcome to fatherhood. Just how you pictured it.

Welcome to fatherhood. Just how you pictured it.

Bad painting is eternal

Bad painting is eternal

Fireman pig makes his own bacon.

Fireman pig makes his own bacon.

Jesus wear that shiny silver coat. Share your mercury with us.

Jesus wear that shiny silver coat. Share your mercury with us.

Put everything farm together! Wood stove! Apples! Kittens! Straw! Cowboy hat!

Put everything farm together! Wood stove! Apples! Kittens! Straw! Cowboy hat!

Girl, you work that fiercely real body. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

Girl, you work that fiercely real body. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

"Tutu" pooped to pirouette"
Too much fetch to dance.

"Tutu" pooped to pirouette"
Too much fetch to dance.

"Massage and relax"
Bought at fair then realized how dumb it was.

"Massage and relax"
Bought at fair then realized how dumb it was.

"Friends survive trends"
All the wrinkles!

"Friends survive trends"
All the wrinkles!